Modeling my man-purse in L.A.
Among the cheap goods and knock-off handbags, I let my guard down. While looking at t-shirts for Kassie and Lauren, I was approached by three pre-teen Hong Kong kids; they asked if I spoke English and if they could practice with me for school. I distractedly answered basic questions like "Where are you from?" and "Do you enjoy Hong Kong?" for a few minutes as they wrote notes on a paper. Before I knew it they wrapped up the interview quickly, and were on their way, disappearing into the crowd. As they left, I hit the panic button and reached for my "murse" to make sure my things were still there. All square. Then I reached for my back pocket, where I'd thrown an old, empty j-crew flip wallet as a "decoy" to see if I'd get pick-pocketed on my journey. Sure enough, the old wallet was gone. HA! I'd fallen for their ruse, but I was prepared! I was just pissed because I hadn't even yet put a smiley face with a tongue sticking out in the pocket yet! All I can say is, man am I glad I was wearing my man-purse! How do you like that, Meg? CAN YOU STAND IT??
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