Chewed oranges and lemons are better chasers for tequila shots than fresh limes, right?

We get it, Alan.  You may only be waiting tables at the Capital City Grille in Hollywood part-time.  So it's fine if you waste twenty minutes of our time telling us how you finally booked a movie today.  I'll even let it slide that it took you another forty-five minutes to bring us our first beers.  But pulling a fistful of pre-chewed lemons and oranges out of your butt pocket for us to use as chasers for our tequila shots?  That'll get you basically stiffed, brah.  Hope your movie pays well. 

P.S.  "We" refers to myself, Johnno, and Georgetown alums Ryan Costello and Emily Bogrand, whom I met today - and they are awesome.  Shame I never knew them at Georgetown.  Thanks for showing me a good time, guys.